Well, it can’t all be Inler. So join me as we examine Rolf and Frank Feltscher, their muscles, and their frankly terrifying relationship with their mother.

(Today we won’t be playing the spot-the-white-people-and-strikers game. Instead, the challenge is to read this post without thinking about incest. Go on, try it.)

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(ÜBER PERISKOPP.)

*Claps hands together* Swiss Appreciation Month is active! And first, we need some Swiss to appreciate. Fear not, for I have them handy; well, the Serie A ones, anyway.

(Er, mods, if you could help us out with the tags...)

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The final group in the Fangirl's Guide to the 2010 World Cup:

Japan
Paraguay
Portugal
Spain

If you don’t know how it works, have any queries or suggestions for twos on the attractiveness scale (I might be bribed persuaded if you give me pictures, oh yes) you can find all the details right here. Part one (Ghana, South Korea, Uruguay and USA) can be found here, part two (Argentina, England, Germany and Mexico) here, and part three (Brazil, Chile, Netherlands and Slovakia) here. Also, if you spot any errors, please let me know. All the detailed charts in notebooks in the world are worth nothing when one typos liek whoa. *grin*

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So, there we have it. I'll be compiling an outtake edition for some of the teams that didn't make it (a.k.a. The ones that are pretty and I want to pimp shit out of) – it should be up in the next day or so, watch this space.

The third group in the Fangirl's Guide to the 2010 World Cup:

Brazil
Chile
Netherlands
Slovakia

If you don’t know how it works, have any queries or suggestions for twos on the attractiveness scale (I might be bribed persuaded if you give me pictures, oh yes) you can find all the details right here. Part one (Ghana, South Korea, Uruguay and USA) can be found here, and part two (Argentina, England, Germany and Mexico) here. Also, if you spot any errors, please let me know. All the detailed charts in notebooks in the world are worth nothing when one typos liek whoa. *grin*

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Last up are Japan, Paraguay, Portugal and Spain tomorrow – and we will have a winner!

The second group in the Fangirl's Guide to the 2010 World Cup:

Argentina
England
Germany
Mexico

If you don’t know how it works, have any queries or suggestions for twos on the attractiveness scale (I might be bribed persuaded if you give me pictures, oh yes) you can find all the details right here. Part one (Ghana, South Korea, Uruguay and USA) can be found here. Also, if you spot any errors, please let me know. All the detailed charts in notebooks in the world are worth nothing when one typos liek whoa. *grin*

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Up tomorrow, we have Brazil, Chile, the Netherlands and Slovakia. See you then!

The first group in the Fangirl's Guide to the 2010 World Cup:

Ghana
South Korea
Urguguay
USA

If you don’t know how it works, have any queries or suggestions for twos on the attractiveness scale (I might be bribed persuaded if you give me pictures, oh yes) you can find all the details right here. Also, if you spot any errors, please let me know. All the detailed charts in notebooks in the world are worth nothing when one typos liek whoa. *grin*

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Up tomorrow, we have Argentina, England, Germany and Mexico. See you then!

The knockout rounds are about to begin, and, seeing as my team was too shite to make it through*, I need to pick another, y/y? Well, all right, I've already picked Uruguay for my bb!Nando, but it's a perfectly functional excuse for a Fangirls' Guide.

I'm sure you'll know how these work by now, if you saw my Guides to the CL/UEFA Cups, the Euros, and to Serie A the last few years - but, in case you don't, it goes like this:

Over the next few days, I will be posting a run-down of all sixteen squads. Four at a time, in alphabetical order because I'm anal like that. Each and every squad member will be listed, with a photograph and a rating on the following two categories:
Attractiveness
National Caps
[I couldn't think of a practical third category, so we're sticking with two this time.]

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*For anyone else in the same boat, I will be doing an outtake version next week. If you would like me to do your team, please let me know - I am open to requests.